Hey, you.
Yeah, you. That's right. I'm talking to you.
This is all your fault. All of it. You and your little clique. You're ruining the Party, and the Nation, and my Senior Prom. I don't know who you think you are, but I'm tired of putting up with your crap.
You aren't the right kind of Democrat, and we don't want your kind around here anymore.
Yeah, you heard me. So get out. It's over. In the immortal words of Tom Petty, don't come around here no more.
Some people say that this is a Big Tent Party, and they're right. We have room for plenty of different opinions. But not yours. Because you are wrong. You're so wrong that I doubt you'd be able to understand WHY you're wrong even if I tried to explain it to you. So I'm not going to try. I'm not going to waste my precious words trying to reason with a crackpot like you.
What? That's not good enough for you? You won't bow before my obvious intellectual superiority? Well fine, then.
It all started back in the primaries, as you yourself well know. Your smug self-righteousness won you no friends. Whether or not the voters agreed with you is irrelevant - you should have known how wrong you were before the first ballot was cast.
And during the election! Don't get me started about the election. If anything was good news for John McCain, it was you! Yeah. You heard me right. If I weren't such a nice guy, I'd post your home address here for everyone to see, just so they could send you the sort of hate mail you so richly deserve.
But somehow the Democrats won - no thanks to you. But for the next year, we had to listen to your constant dogmatic whining that the world was EXACTLY the way you believed it to be. Well, guess what? It's not. YOU'RE WRONG! Whether or not the evidence bore out your beliefs is irrelevant. You're wrong either way. Because your understanding of our economy, our society, and our political system is so catastrophically backwards that even on the off-chance you SEEM like you're right about something, history will bear out that YOU WERE STILL WRONG.
And we don't need people like that.
Oh, yeah, and health care! I've never seen ANYONE be more wrong than you were about health care. You've gotta be right up there with Michelle Bachmann and Virginia Foxx on this one. (I'll bet you even double the last consonant in your name just so you can be more like them) I mean, yes, you've ALWAYS been wrong. But it takes work to be as SPECTACULARLY wrong as you were about health care. And when we get the final verdict on whether or not we should have passed this bill 30 years from now, guess what?
History's gonna throw down with you, m*therf*cker.
So for the last time, I'm telling you to LEAVE. This Party ain't big enough for the two of us, and since I'm right and you're wrong, that means you have to go.
Oh, what's this? Are you crying? SHUT THE F*CK UP! There's no crying in baseball. And this IS baseball, baseball for the heart and soul of our country. So why the h*ll are you ALWAYS PLAYING FOR THE WRONG TEAM?
No, I'm done with you. It's over. I can't take this anymore.